For someone who had hesitated going to the reunion, I immensely enjoyed the party meant for those who believed in “trabaho muna bago pakikisama.” PNU-SG COMELEC was my safe haven when I was an undergraduate. Have you had those moments when too many things in your life overwhelm you and you just have to do … Continue reading COMPIPS Reunion, June 12, 2018
Feb 23rd Out of my excitement, I got to the airport about four hours before my flight. I mean, who wouldn't be excited? I decided to make the most out of my time and stayed at the nearest charging station where I squeezed my brain out for an article. While working on my pending article … Continue reading A Guest Speaker’s 24 hours in Albay
Teacher: Why can't someone brag about his/her accomplishments? Student: Because it makes other people angry... Teacher: Isn't that their problem?
Teacher Ganda: Where are you from? Student: I'm from Miaoli, teacher. Teacher Ganda: Oh, there are a lot of cats in Miaoli, right? Student: Huh? Why teacher? How did you know? Teacher Ganda: (meow..meow...meow...li) (MIAOLI) *Ganda means beautiful in Filipino. **Thanks, Teacher Ganda for contributing this. You know who you are. ^_^
When eight-year old kids these days feel like they always get the short end of the stick... 8-year old student : Actually every semester, there are two big exams, Midterm and Finals. Teacher: Honey, when you get older, you'll realize that in college, you get three exams in one semester.
Student: I was so tired I could kill my friend. Teacher: You could have pushed him over the cliff and he'd die. Student: 😐
Tim, a student: I want to learn English because I want to travel around the world. Teacher Von: But most people in France don't speak English. Silence-------------- Teacher Von: *thinks* I think I just destroyed his dream.
Student: I like Bon Jovi. That's why my name is Jovi. Teacher Von: I'm Von.
She may not be the best teacher out there for everybody but I understand her the most. Not to mention, she is totally hilarious.
"Hi, are you J*****?" "Yes." "I idolize you!!! I love your voice so much, you sound like a DJ." "...Thank you." My normal response would have been, "Yes, I know." But the situation called for a less personal response.