It's been a while since I did a 'Student of the Week' post. This is just a quick shout out to FAN, my former student from Taiwan. She has received her TOEIC results: Listening - 460 Reading - 415 Total - 875 That's a whopping 875! To Fan, Thank you for sharing the good news. … Continue reading STUDENT OF THE WEEK: FAN
Teacher: Age is just a number. Always think that you are young. Ryan: Ok. I am a baby. Is that ok?
Teacher: Oh, no! You don't work. I can't ask you this question. Jacob *9 years old* : (aghast) I work. Teacher: What kind of work do you do? Jacob: (proud) I do my homework!
Teacher: Can you play the piano for me? Rody: I can't play the piano sorry. I can't play any instrument but I can play computer games with you.
IRIS: *reads* "Cat inherits 350,000-dollar House and $100,000 from Owner." Oh, I want to be a cat.
Jaydee: I will be kind to you tonight. Fan: That scares me more.
Teacher: *pretending to be a hip-hop star* Break it down, yoh! Vince: I've already broken down.
People should think of smarter ways to do their jobs. -Ajin
We don't need to water cactus all the time. And the most important thing is we can use it as a weapon to hurt our enemies. -Eric on Benefits of Taking Care of a Cactus
Maria: Who is the best player for you? Neymar, Messi or Ronaldo? Student: Me.