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I don’t want to be a president or a mayor. I just want to be a rich man.
Meredith: As soon as I got home, upon opening the door, I saw a huge cockroach on the table and I closed the door. Then, I asked myself who the real owner of the house was. There was a cockroach that welcomed me home!!
The next step is, I held my slipper because I needed a weapon. When I successfully got into the house, I went into the bathroom quickly.
Teacher: What do you enjoy doing with your family?
Karen: Shopping because I don’t need to pay for anything.
Teacher: What’s he going to name his new puppy?
OSCAR (9 yr old): He doesn’t know. He might name it Chicken . He might name it Pig. He really can’t decide.
Teacher: When we say ‘face the music,’ we mean ‘to accept another person’s criticism.’
Eric: That’s not a good music
I want to buy a new sofa. I bought it ten years ago. It’s older than my son.
Patti : I heard your president banned smoking in your country. I want to send my mom to the Philippines.
Teacher: Do you have any question regarding past perfect?
Cindy: I have many problems with anything PERFECT.
Teacher: Do you compliment your wife?
Dennis: Yes, I always tell her she cooks well.
Teacher: I bet she thinks you are lying.
Dennis: Yes! But I think once I told her the truth she would kill me.
Teacher: Use “promise +to +verb” in a sentence, please.
Dennis: I promised to love my wife forever.