Teacher: Age is just a number. Always think that you are young.
Ryan: Ok. I am a baby. Is that ok?
Teacher: Oh, no! You don’t work. I can’t ask you this question.
Jacob *9 years old* : (aghast) I work.
Teacher: What kind of work do you do?
Jacob: (proud) I do my homework!
Teacher: Can you play the piano for me?
Rody: I can’t play the piano sorry. I can’t play any instrument but I can play computer games with you.
IRIS: *reads* “Cat inherits 350,000-dollar House and $100,000 from Owner.” Oh, I want to be a cat.
Jaydee: I will be kind to you tonight.
Fan: That scares me more.
Teacher: *pretending to be a hip-hop star* Break it down, yoh!
Vince: I’ve already broken down.
People should think of smarter ways to do their jobs.
We don’t need to water cactus all the time. And the most important thing is we can use it as a weapon to hurt our enemies.
-Eric on Benefits of Taking Care of a Cactus
Maria: Who is the best player for you? Neymar, Messi or Ronaldo?
Any company could have problems; the more important point is to look for the right people who can handle these problems. You need to find super managers.