Teacher: Why do you sound so tired?
Student: I attended a concert last night.
Teacher: Really? That sounds good. Whose and where?
Student: My apartment. My neighbor sang in the shower all night again.
Teacher: Most women want to get married or travel in their thirties. What about you?
Lily: I just want to have a stable job and raise a Shiba Inu.
Teacher: When do we use the Passive sentences?
Student: When we are forced to…
I don’t want to work overtime and I want to spend my time with my lovely family. I have sweet children.
Whenever I pronounce ‘Plural’ it sounds like I’m kissing somebody.
They sure do grow up fast, don’t they! 😀
Teacher: Are you looking for a job right now?
Angela: No. I will stay a loser until April.
Teacher: Can you give me some tips on how to be taller?
Student: You can be a cat, have nine lives, and be born again.
“Me: I am already tired of working.
Student: Why are you tired, your students are very cute.”