Student of the Week

Teacher: Do you compliment your wife?
Dennis: Yes, I always tell her she cooks well.
Teacher: I bet she thinks you are lying.
Dennis: Yes! But I think once I told her the truth she would kill me.

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Student of the Week

Teacher: Use “promise +to +verb” in a sentence, please.
Dennis: I promised to love my wife forever.

Student of the Week

T. Maria: Do you think there are many handsome men in nightclubs?

Student: People in the dark look the same.

(Meanwhile… *fakes a cough* ahem!)

STUDENT OF THE WEEK

Count vs Non-Count Nouns with my 9-year-old student

Teacher: For example, water is non-count.

9-year-old: We can count water by cups.

Student of the Week

Teacher: Please use “vanish into thin air” in a sentence.
Dennis: When my boss looks for me, I always want to vanish into thin air.

STUDENT OF THE WEEK

“When you keep thinking about your past, it means that you are old.”
-TROY

Teacher: Do you like taking selfies, Eric?
Eric: My wife likes to take selfies with me, but maybe, after taking vitamin C for two years, I can take selfies by myself. Men should have big dreams.

Student of the Week

Teacher: Is it difficult for you to do things simultaneously?
Student: Yes, particularly when doing things in English.
Teacher: Can I put that as a joke in my blog?
Student: Oh sorry? What did you say? I just replied to a message in English. Sorry.

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STUDENT OF THE WEEK

I had hoped to have five wives but I ended up having only one.

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-from my student with big dreams.

Student of the Week

I need to have lots of dreams because I barely have time to enjoy them.

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Student of the Week

Teacher: Do you compliment your wife?
Dennis: Yes, I always tell her she cooks well.
Teacher: I bet she thinks you are lying.
Dennis: Yes! But I think once I told her the truth she would kill me.

Student of the Week

Teacher: Use “promise +to +verb” in a sentence, please.
Dennis: I promised to love my wife forever.

Student of the Week

T. Maria: Do you think there are many handsome men in nightclubs?

Student: People in the dark look the same.

STUDENT OF THE WEEK

Count vs Non-Count Nouns with my 9-year-old student

Teacher: For example, water is non-count.

9-year-old: We can count water by cups.

Student of the Week

Teacher: Please use “vanish into thin air” in a sentence.
Dennis: When my boss looks for me, I always want to vanish into thin air.

STUDENT OF THE WEEK

“When you keep thinking about your past, it means that you are old.”
-TROY

Teacher: Do you like taking selfies, Eric?
Eric: My wife likes to take selfies with me, but maybe, after taking vitamin C for two years, I can take selfies by myself. Men should have big dreams.

Student of the Week

Teacher: Is it difficult for you to do things simultaneously?
Student: Yes, particularly when doing things in English.
Teacher: Can I put that as a joke in my blog?
Student: Oh sorry? What did you say? I just replied to a message in English. Sorry.

STUDENT OF THE WEEK

I had hoped to have five wives but I ended up having only one.

Student of the Week

I need to have lots of dreams because I barely have time to enjoy them.

-Eric

Teacher: Do you compliment your wife? Dennis: Yes, I always tell her she cooks well. Teacher: I bet she thinks you are lying. Dennis: Yes! But I think once I told her the truth she would kill me.

Teacher: Use “promise +to +verb” in a sentence, please. Dennis: I promised to love my wife forever.

T. Maria: Do you think there are many handsome men in nightclubs?

Student: People in the dark look the same.

Count vs Non-Count Nouns with my 9-year-old student

Teacher: For example, water is non-count.

9-year-old: We can count water by cups.

Teacher: Please use “vanish into thin air” in a sentence. Dennis: When my boss looks for me, I always want to vanish into thin air.

“When you keep thinking about your past, it means that you are old.” -TROY

Teacher: Do you like taking selfies, Eric? Eric: My wife likes to take selfies with me, but maybe, after taking vitamin C for two years, I can take selfies by myself. Men should have big dreams.

Teacher: Is it difficult for you to do things simultaneously? Student: Yes, particularly when doing things in English. Teacher: Can I put that as a joke in my blog? Student: Oh sorry? What did you say? I just replied to a message in English. Sorry.

I had hoped to have five wives but I ended up having only one.

I need to have lots of dreams because I barely have time to enjoy them.

-Eric

Teacher: Do you compliment your wife?
Dennis: Yes, I always tell her she cooks well.
Teacher: I bet she thinks you are lying.
Dennis: Yes! But I think once I told her the truth she would kill me.

Teacher: Use “promise +to +verb” in a sentence, please.
Dennis: I promised to love my wife forever.

Teacher: Please use “vanish into thin air” in a sentence.
Dennis: When my boss looks for me, I always want to vanish into thin air.

“When you keep thinking about your past, it means that you are old.”
-TROY

Teacher: Do you like taking selfies, Eric?
Eric: My wife likes to take selfies with me, but maybe, after taking vitamin C for two years, I can take selfies by myself. Men should have big dreams.

Teacher: Is it difficult for you to do things simultaneously?
Student: Yes, particularly when doing things in English.
Teacher: Can I put that as a joke in my blog?
Student: Oh sorry? What did you say? I just replied to a message in English. Sorry.