Teacher: Why do you sound so tired?
Student: I attended a concert last night.
Teacher: Really? That sounds good. Whose and where?
Student: My apartment. My neighbor sang in the shower all night again.
Student: I was so tired I could kill my friend.
Teacher: You could have pushed him over the cliff and he’d die.
Teacher: Most women want to get married or travel in their thirties. What about you?
Lily: I just want to have a stable job and raise a Shiba Inu.
Teacher: When do we use the Passive sentences?
Student: When we are forced to…
I don’t want to work overtime and I want to spend my time with my lovely family. I have sweet children.
Whenever I pronounce ‘Plural’ it sounds like I’m kissing somebody.
Tim, a student: I want to learn English because I want to travel around the world.
Teacher Von: But most people in France don’t speak English.
Teacher Von: *thinks* I think I just destroyed his dream.
They sure do grow up fast, don’t they! 😀