I had hoped to have five wives but I ended up having only one.
-from my student with big dreams.
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Student of the Week
I need to have lots of dreams because I barely have time to enjoy them.
-Eric
STUDENT OF THE WEEK
Teacher: Would you like to travel by yourself?
8-year old student: Yes but I will bring my sword.
Student of the Week
“You have to know how much money you need to burn before you earn.”
-MILLIE
Teacher of the Week
Teacher Ganda: Where are you from?
Student: I’m from Miaoli, teacher.
Teacher Ganda: Oh, there are a lot of cats in Miaoli, right?
Student: Huh? Why teacher? How did you know?
Teacher Ganda: (meow..meow…meow…li) (MIAOLI)
*Ganda means beautiful in Filipino.
**Thanks, Teacher Ganda for contributing this. You know who you are. ^_^
XERD, Congratulations!
Congratulations to my youngest brother for graduating today! You deserve all the blessings you are receiving right now. We’ve witnessed your struggles and triumphs for a number of years and now you have to take an even bigger responsibility. We are always proud of you.
Coming from your overconfident sister, that is saying something.
Student of the Week
Student: I take a shower only for five minutes. However, my son takes 30 minutes. I don’t know what he is doing there and why he needs to stay in the bath for a long time.
Teacher: Daddy, better not ask.
Vancouver Public Library
Inspiration comes in the form of one of the libraries I hope to visit.
Source: Vancouver Public Library
Teacher of the Week
When eight-year old kids these days feel like they always get the short end of the stick…
8-year old student : Actually every semester, there are two big exams, Midterm and Finals.
Teacher: Honey, when you get older, you’ll realize that in college, you get three exams in one semester.
