Student of the Week

Whenever I pronounce ‘Plural’ it sounds like I’m kissing somebody. -M

STUDENT OF THE WEEK

Teacher: Are you looking for a job right now? Angela: No. I will stay a loser until April.

Student of the Week

Teacher: Can you give me some tips on how to be taller? Student: You can be a cat, have nine lives, and be born again.

STUDENT OF THE WEEK

“Me: I am already tired of working. Student: Why are you tired, your students are very cute.”

Student of the Week

T. Maria: Men like to run after women. They don’t usually like women who run after men. CAROLINE: Then they can run after me. I will run slowly.

Student of the Week

“I work in Foxconn like 7-Eleven.” When my student showed me how dedicated he was to his job. Lol

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Claire: I will exercise tomorrow. Me: I don’t believe you. Claire: It is ok if you don’t believe me because I don’t believe myself, too. (lol)