Tag: Student of the Week

STUDENT OF THE WEEK

Teacher: Would you like to travel by yourself? 8-year old student: Yes but I will bring my sword.

Student of the Week

Student: I take a shower only for five minutes. However, my son takes 30 minutes. I don’t know what he is doing there and why he needs to stay in the bath for a long time. Teacher: Daddy, better not ask.

Student of the Week

Teacher: Why are you asking me personal questions? I feel like I am under a microscope! Student: You are not tiny. You are just a little short. Teacher:

STUDENT OF THE WEEK

Congratulations, Phebee, for finishing your second 21-km run this year! 南澳春季路跑 Nanao Spring Run, 21km Marathon 4.22.17    

Student of the Week

Teacher: I just realized that my website needs more content. I haven’t posted anything new yet. Student: When are you going to write about me?!

Student of the Week

Teacher: Why do you sound so tired? Student: I attended a concert last night. Teacher: Really? That sounds good. Whose and where? Student: My apartment. My neighbor sang in the shower all night again.

Student of the Week

Teacher: Most women want to get married or travel in their thirties. What about you? Lily: I just want to have a stable job and raise a Shiba Inu.  

Student of the Week

Teacher: When do we use the Passive sentences? Student: When we are forced to…

Student of the Week

I don’t want to work overtime and I want to spend my time with my lovely family. I have sweet children. -TIM