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Student of the Week

I need to have lots of dreams because I barely have time to enjoy them. -Eric

Student of the Week

Student: I take a shower only for five minutes. However, my son takes 30 minutes. I don’t know what he is doing there and why he needs to stay in the bath for a long time. Teacher: Daddy, better not ask.

Teacher of the Week

Student: I was so tired I could kill my friend. Teacher: You could have pushed him over the cliff and he’d die. Student: 😐

Student of the Week

Teacher: When do we use the Passive sentences? Student: When we are forced to…

Student of the Week

Whenever I pronounce ‘Plural’ it sounds like I’m kissing somebody. -M

Teacher of the Week

Tim, a student: I want to learn English because I want to travel around the world. Teacher Von: But most people in France don’t speak English. Silence————– Teacher Von: *thinks* I think I just destroyed his dream.