I don’t want to be a president or a mayor. I just want to be a rich man. -Dennis
Meredith: As soon as I got home, upon opening the door, I saw a huge cockroach on the table and I closed the door. Then, I asked myself who the real owner of the house was. There was a cockroach that welcomed me home!! The next step is, I held my slipper because I needed…
Teacher: What do you enjoy doing with your family? Karen: Shopping because I don’t need to pay for anything.
Teacher: What’s he going to name his new puppy? OSCAR (9 yr old): He doesn’t know. He might name it Chicken . He might name it Pig. He really can’t decide.
Teacher: When we say ‘face the music,’ we mean ‘to accept another person’s criticism.’ Eric: That’s not a good music
I want to buy a new sofa. I bought it ten years ago. It’s older than my son.
Patti : I heard your president banned smoking in your country. I want to send my mom to the Philippines.
Teacher: Do you have any question regarding past perfect? Cindy: I have many problems with anything PERFECT.
Teacher: Why can’t someone brag about his/her accomplishments? Student: Because it makes other people angry… Teacher: Isn’t that their problem?
Teacher: Do you compliment your wife? Dennis: Yes, I always tell her she cooks well. Teacher: I bet she thinks you are lying. Dennis: Yes! But I think once I told her the truth she would kill me.