IRIS: *reads* “Cat inherits 350,000-dollar House and $100,000 from Owner.” Oh, I want to be a cat.
Teacher Ganda: Where are you from? Student: I’m from Miaoli, teacher. Teacher Ganda: Oh, there are a lot of cats in Miaoli, right? Student: Huh? Why teacher? How did you know? Teacher Ganda: (meow..meow…meow…li) (MIAOLI) *Ganda means beautiful in Filipino. **Thanks, Teacher Ganda for contributing this. You know who you are. ^_^