Teacher of the Week

Student: I was so tired I could kill my friend. Teacher: You could have pushed him over the cliff and he’d die. Student: 😐

Teacher of the Week

Tim, a student: I want to learn English because I want to travel around the world. Teacher Von: But most people in France don’t speak English. Silence————– Teacher Von: *thinks* I think I just destroyed his dream.

Teacher of the WEEK

Student: I like Bon Jovi. That’s why my name is Jovi. Teacher Von: I’m Von.

First Impression

“Hi, are you J*****?” “Yes.” “I idolize you!!! I love your voice so much, you sound like a DJ.” “…Thank you.” My normal response would have been, “Yes, I know.” But the situation called for a less personal response.

160924 Teacher of the Week

Student: Why did you start work at 10am and you will go home later at midnight? Maria: Because I’m stupid. Student laughs. Maria: How about you? How many hours did you work today? Student: 15 hours. So I’m more stupid. I win. A Teacher who likes to work overtime and her competitive student ^_^

The story of Mr A, rabid ultraist doctor

Once upon a time, a girl envied Mr A , rabid ultraist doctor of a far away kingdom.  It was not his kingdom at all but he ruled over it just the same. On top of that, he was really popular. People loved him, Kings and Queens adored him. Or did they? Being an ultraist, he…

Running for Happiness

Running for Happiness by Jahzeel Dionne V. Ybasco ____________________________________________________ 4:02 AM For the nth time you asked yourself why you had chosen to run. It was a twenty-one kilometer marathon that started at 4 am. With that distance and God knows how much time you needed to cover it, you couldn’t help but think of…