Student of the Week

Teacher: Do you have any question regarding past perfect? Cindy: I have many problems with anything PERFECT.

Student of the Week

Teacher: Do you compliment your wife? Dennis: Yes, I always tell her she cooks well. Teacher: I bet she thinks you are lying. Dennis: Yes! But I think once I told her the truth she would kill me.

Student of the Week

Teacher: Use “promise +to +verb” in a sentence, please. Dennis: I promised to love my wife forever.

Student of the Week

T. Maria: Do you think there are many handsome men in nightclubs? Student: People in the dark look the same. (Meanwhile… *fakes a cough* ahem!)

STUDENT OF THE WEEK

Count vs Non-Count Nouns with my 9-year-old student Teacher: For example, water is non-count. 9-year-old: We can count water by cups.

Student of the Week

Teacher: Please use “vanish into thin air” in a sentence. Dennis: When my boss looks for me, I always want to vanish into thin air.

STUDENT OF THE WEEK

“When you keep thinking about your past, it means that you are old.” -TROY

Teacher: Do you like taking selfies, Eric? Eric: My wife likes to take selfies with me, but maybe, after taking vitamin C for two years, I can take selfies by myself. Men should have big dreams.

Teacher: Is it difficult for you to do things simultaneously? Student: Yes, particularly when doing things in English. Teacher: Can I put that as a joke in my blog? Student: Oh sorry? What did you say? I just replied to a message in English. Sorry.