Student: I was so tired I could kill my friend. Teacher: You could have pushed him over the cliff and he’d die. Student: 😐
Category: Features
Student of the Week
Teacher: Most women want to get married or travel in their thirties. What about you? Lily: I just want to have a stable job and raise a Shiba Inu.
Student of the Week
Teacher: When do we use the Passive sentences? Student: When we are forced to…
Student of the Week
I don’t want to work overtime and I want to spend my time with my lovely family. I have sweet children. -TIM
Student of the Week
Whenever I pronounce ‘Plural’ it sounds like I’m kissing somebody. -M
Teacher of the Week
Tim, a student: I want to learn English because I want to travel around the world. Teacher Von: But most people in France don’t speak English. Silence————– Teacher Von: *thinks* I think I just destroyed his dream.
STUDENT OF THE WEEK
They sure do grow up fast, don’t they! 😀 via WAckY WeDneSdaY – Silly Pic — Hunt’s Clubhouse
STUDENT OF THE WEEK
Teacher: Are you looking for a job right now? Angela: No. I will stay a loser until April.
Author of the Month: Oscar Wilde
Many people know the classic writer Oscar Wilde so an introduction is absolutely unnecessary. I was lucky enough to acquire an excerpt of his Nothing…Except my Genius, which Penguin Classics had bound into Only Dull People are Brilliant at Breakfast. For the whole month of March, his genius will be featured every Thursday for Author…
Student of the Week
Teacher: Can you give me some tips on how to be taller? Student: You can be a cat, have nine lives, and be born again.
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