Teacher: Oh, no! You don’t work. I can’t ask you this question. Jacob *9 years old* : (aghast) I work. Teacher: What kind of work do you do? Jacob: (proud) I do my homework!
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Teacher: Can you play the piano for me? Rody: I can’t play the piano sorry. I can’t play any instrument but I can play computer games with you.
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IRIS: *reads* “Cat inherits 350,000-dollar House and $100,000 from Owner.” Oh, I want to be a cat.
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Jaydee: I will be kind to you tonight. Fan: That scares me more.
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Teacher: *pretending to be a hip-hop star* Break it down, yoh! Vince: I’ve already broken down.
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People should think of smarter ways to do their jobs. -Ajin
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We don’t need to water cactus all the time. And the most important thing is we can use it as a weapon to hurt our enemies. -Eric on Benefits of Taking Care of a Cactus
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Maria: Who is the best player for you? Neymar, Messi or Ronaldo? Student: Me.
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Business 101 Any company could have problems; the more important point is to look for the right people who can handle these problems. You need to find super managers. -Dennis
I don’t want to be a president or a mayor. I just want to be a rich man. -Dennis
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