Student of the Week

I don’t want to work overtime and I want to spend my time with my lovely family. I have sweet children. -TIM

Student of the Week

Whenever I pronounce ‘Plural’ it sounds like I’m kissing somebody. -M

Teacher of the Week

Tim, a student: I want to learn English because I want to travel around the world. Teacher Von: But most people in France don’t speak English. Silence————– Teacher Von: *thinks* I think I just destroyed his dream.

STUDENT OF THE WEEK

They sure do grow up fast, don’t they! 😀 via WAckY WeDneSdaY – Silly Pic — Hunt’s Clubhouse

STUDENT OF THE WEEK

Teacher: Are you looking for a job right now? Angela: No. I will stay a loser until April.

Author of the Month: Oscar Wilde

Many people know the classic writer Oscar Wilde so an introduction is absolutely unnecessary. I was lucky enough to acquire an excerpt of his Nothing…Except my Genius, which Penguin Classics had bound into Only Dull People are Brilliant at Breakfast. For the whole month of March, his genius will be featured every Thursday for Author…

Good old Bilbo

私はあなたの半分が私が好きであると同時に半分も知らない。私はあなたの半分以下、半分以下が好きです or 私はあなたが好きなだけ半分を知らない。私はあなたの半分以下、半分以下が好きです   I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

STUDENT OF THE WEEK

170215 Teacher: You bought a house when you were 28? Student:  Yes? Teacher: How? Student: I think I was just lucky. I found the right company, had the right job, met the right people, and earned good money. Teacher: Hang on. I am 28 and I haven’t bought my own house. Does that mean, I’m…